Goodness!

That the Chronicles of Narnia should be read in.
No one know what it is.

IMO it is thus:
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
The Horse and His Boy
Prince Caspian
The Voyage  of the Dawn Treader
The Silver Chair
The Magician's Nephew
The Last Battle

I'm not gonna lie. I kind of just threw The Magician's Nephew in there. The rest I believe THAT IS HOW IT SHOULD BE READ.
But I just don't know about it. The Lion, etc. has to be read first. It really does. But then where does The Magician's Nephew go? WHERE DOES HE GO? I just don't know. Read it however you'd like to really.

This is an AIM conversation.

 

 Sadly I lack the ability to make that legible. Highlight it, I guess.

Turns out J.K. Rowling says that Percy has a wife, but I'm fairly certain that it's just Oliver in drag.

 I hate the term LOL on the internet. Especially when it's not in caps. lol. That's enthusiastic.
But I LOVE LOVE LOVE the term in real life. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

I am high on stress, low on patience.

Honey Bunches of Oats is Honey Bunches of God.

It's 81 degrees and 9:15.
I should not need a blanket.
And yet.

Life for me has become so boring recently.
Now that all the chaos of relationships and SYT has gone it's all very dull.
That's not to say that I'm bored all the time.
I entertain myself with AVEN and the AVEN podcast, House, Jeeves and Wooster, and various internet things.
I read the entire wikipedia article on David Bowie.
I hope to be David Bowie when I grow up. It's something I share with my dad.
I could muse something philosophic here. I do like doing that on occasion but I've nothing to muse.
I'm not all that happy.

I am content.

I can't decide which sounds better.
Grindeldore or Dumblewald?

Such choices fandom has let me.

Band camp starts tomorrow.

I am so stressed.
My Fair Lady is keeping me tired.
And honestly, I want to meet more asexuals.
And I want my mom to not be the only person in the world against asexuals.
Dear God, what the Hell?

HARRY POTTER.

I finished it at 8:35 AM Saturday, July 21, 2007.

I went to a Harry Potter Party beforehand at Hy-Vee.
It was me and five other friends (plus my mom) and we were the oldest ones there. IT WAS AMAZING.
We beat down those seven year olds in competition for Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans and Free Movie Rentals. We dominated at 20 questions. And we used a lot of temporary tattoos!

Oh my goodness.
Harry Potter!
*spasms*
I have been geeking out over Harry Potter.
It's getting closer you know.
There will be an epilogue that hopefully won't have Penelope Clearwater in it.
Though I've discovered that she's not a bad character if she isn't being written by bitter Percy Oliver shippers.
But I like bitter Percy Oliver shippers.
So yeah.
Furthermore klezmer music is the bomb.
I being in that 1% of people who listen to klezmer  and aren't Jewish sadly can NOT understand it but thaaaaat's okay.

I should write fics so I actually get commenters.
Yup.

I'm making a real entry.
'Cause I can!!
I've discovered that I get sucked into fandoms really easily. Sometimes (read often) ones I haven't even seen.
Of course then I want to see them. Or read them. Or whatever the case might be!
Dang.
People usually have entries that are longer than this. By people I mean you. I am such a stalker. And I stalk everyone. Not that I really stalk that would take waaaaaaay too much effort, but, yeah, I'm kind of a creepy person.
In other news, a friend called me a repressed gay man. Which is untrue. And then me and my other friend had conversation about it, which is true, that I will now post to lengthen this entry.

So, I have an LJ finally.
Hitherto I'd been reading fanfics on here without actually having one, but I felt the urge to comment finally.
That's probably all I'll be using this to do.
I'll also show off my grammar skills.
I do enjoy grammar. It's rather tasty.

I have a story!
Screen names are really hard to think of.
At first I tried being eloquent and poetic and stuff.
Everything was taken.
I got to the point of almost being polio_sucks which is a horrible screen name.
I have no idea where excess_vowels came from.
At the least vowels are better than polio.
POLIO SUCKS.

Er... The end?