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Percy and Oliver rock

Posted on 2008.01.08 at 21:34
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At least Percy and Oliver are alright.

This is very true.

Except no they aren't!

No?

No!

Because Percy's AMBITION IS GETTING IN THE WAAAY

Heeeey.

Stop that.

Oh

sniff

Uh...

I love you?

Uh

I love you too!

But if we have an Mpreg, I hope it's you

Pfft, yeah right.

You wish.

I'm definitely the man.

Excuse me?

Just because you're a jock doesn't mean anything!

I have the emotional machismo!

Sure, sure.

What?

Don't you try to placate me, Oliver!

Just because you're a big semi-world famous Quidditch star doesn't make you some big man!

At least I'm still talking with my family.

Ooooh.

Excuse me!!

You

How dare you!

Your family isn't a pack of ambitionless Dumbledore worshipping conspiracy theorists, thankyouverymuch, Mr.  "Oh my if we lose this Quidditch match I'll go drown myself in the shower, sobsobdivasob!!!"

Hey!

Well.

Oh yeah?!

Well

er

um

Yeah!!!

...

I'm sorry!!!

*weeps*

-weeps too-

But- but-, Oliver......

I LOVE YOU

-sob-

I LOVE YOU TOO!

*angst*

-angst!!!PWPangst-

BUT WE CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER

Waaaait, why noooot?

Uhh

I don't know

it fit the moment

this is angst, isn't it?

 Sadly I lack the ability to make that legible. Highlight it, I guess.

Turns out J.K. Rowling says that Percy has a wife, but I'm fairly certain that it's just Oliver in drag.


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