Percy and Oliver rockPosted on 2008.01.08 at 21:34
At least Percy and Oliver are alright.
This is very true.
Except no they aren't!
Because Percy's AMBITION IS GETTING IN THE WAAAY
I love you?
I love you too!
But if we have an Mpreg, I hope it's you
Pfft, yeah right.
I'm definitely the man.
Just because you're a jock doesn't mean anything!
I have the emotional machismo!
Don't you try to placate me, Oliver!
Just because you're a big semi-world famous Quidditch star doesn't make you some big man!
At least I'm still talking with my family.
How dare you!
Your family isn't a pack of ambitionless Dumbledore worshipping conspiracy theorists, thankyouverymuch, Mr. "Oh my if we lose this Quidditch match I'll go drown myself in the shower, sobsobdivasob!!!"
But- but-, Oliver......
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU TOO!
BUT WE CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER
Waaaait, why noooot?
I don't know
it fit the moment
this is angst, isn't it?
Sadly I lack the ability to make that legible. Highlight it, I guess.
Turns out J.K. Rowling says that Percy has a wife, but I'm fairly certain that it's just Oliver in drag.